1/10 You must do what we ask, not ask why.
2/10 We won't be clear, but trust us anyway.
3/10 You must not create quality, just tick boxes.
4/10 You must not have too much fun, fun gets in the way of work.
5/10 You must work fast, ignore quality, and don't complain later that you can't work fast because of the mess.
6/10 We will tell you we value your input, then ignore it for the answer we had in our head the whole time.
7/10 We'll tell you we're data driven, but we won't actually measure our ideas, just yours.
8/10 We will tell you everything is up for discussion, then shut down any discussion that doesn't agree with our ideas
9/10 We will say are inclusive to all, but only deal with toxic complaints when it's convenient to us.
10/10 We say we care about value, but we'll board every hype train that leaves the station.